Nothing can surpass the satisfaction that comes from making soup with the most awesome person in the world ( Read more... )

Dear Caitlin ( Read more... )

I, a cold plank-like elitist indie snob, possess a heart that has been transformed into something similar to a half-baked sugar cookie smothered in pink frosting.

I did not see Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire on Friday night. I did other things...and they were very very nice indeed. I saw the movie a few hours ago. I was a little disappointed, mainly because a lot of important things from the book were left out of the film, like the sphinx. BUT...Do you know what made up for all of those things (or lack ( Read more... )

Oh yes, I'll remember Halloween.

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Earlier this morning, a college radio DJ referred to Tom Petty as a musical visionary. I don't know about that. However, I do know this: When I am famous, I am going to be up to my eyeballs in pussy. Now when I say "pussy", I'm not referring to, you know, sex with chicks. I just couldn't think of a suitable term for its male equivalent. Therefore, ( Read more... )

I eat apples with spoons.

And I am very happy.

Happy birthday, Jim.

x wangchung2nite: o goodness
x wangchung2nite: the prostitute
insanechikken93: ..............
insanechikken93: ..........
insanechikken93: .....yes
insanechikken93: the prostitute