things i want to do, by god, i will ( Read more... )

okayyyy....so far i've read 2 articles--one from ananova.com and one from bbc.com--that report that the military is considering making a bomb that makes love. It would be an 'aphrodisiac' chemical weapon that would make the infected troops irresistable to eachother (makes u wonder what these master minds are dreaming about)...and then sore asses ( Read more... )

episode "jurassic bark". fry's remembering his times with his dog at the pizza shop he used to work at. The dogs swimming in pizza sauce mix eating bits of sausage and fry says isn't it cool how "he can do two things at once" swim and eat "....oh three things!"

watchin comedy central and one of the comedians states:
"if we're all god's children, why was jesus so special?"

*From the beginning of time, curiosity took the best of our nature. Our innovative character allows us observe, research, experiment, and create. Medical advancement has been made possible through these methods; motivated by curiosity. However hesitating its progress are the other inventions of our imagination: values ( Read more... )

To reward violent acts, no matter how noble or good the cause may seem to be, it is still an invitation to perpetuate more violent acts; bloodthirsty and blind ( Read more... )

what's so wrong with same sex marriages? how does it violate the sacredness of marriage? so what if its suppose to be between a man and a woman BUT thats according to an outdated set of ideas--a particular religion--a religion the united states is not suppose to enforce onto its citizens--citizens that are supposedly free, constitutionally, to ( Read more... )

just finished watching drawn together on comedy central (first time i've ever seen it) and damnit it was tastelessly funny! the ending had god saying something that the princess was such a fucking bore/bitch...something like that b/c prior to his commentary she was saying how the gay elf dude would find his genie boyfriend and live happily ever ( Read more... )

worried about social security...finacial ruin. You cant recieve it if your income exceeds a certain amount (from what I've gathered...mind u I'm impulsive when making an opinion sometimes). Maybe, if they did a survey on the number of people that put money into a 401K, and other savings/retirement funds they can start gauging a rough estimate ( Read more... )

"Robert McFadden, a pharmaceutical company executive from New Jersey, described watching his father, a school principal, suddenly die at 57 of a heart attack. After his father spent more than 30 years paying into the Social Security system, McFadden said, his family had nothing to show for it because the family did not qualify for survivor benefits ( Read more... )