What the words on club flyers really mean...

[original_aj]

Amusing translation of what those phrases that get trotted out time after time actually say about the club.

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[rdi]

"Deathrock/Punk/Old School Goth" = we firmly believe the only music worth listening to was recorded between 1977 and 1983

There's something to be said for that...

"WiFi" = because the only thing geekier than dancing at a Goth club is surfing the web at a Goth club

I'm there!

[original_aj]

Sadly I think I agree!

[rdi]

BTW, any chance of beer/coffee/something while I'm in town? I'm already booked Monday/Tuesday/Wednesday evenings, possibly Thursday eve, and all day Friday, but daytimes/lunches are mostly open.

[original_aj]

I'm working and my schedule is unknown for next week yet I'm afraid.

[astartesyriaca]

Hi there - found this through Andy's link. This is awesome. I'd love to find the "Old School Goth that spins vinyl" club. I went somewhere last week that said they were "Rock, Punk and Metal" downstairs, and "Emo, Dance, and Party" upstairs. The only difference I could see was that the upstairs seemed younger and whinier. I had a hard time pinning down the downstairs genre as anything other than "loud". I also don't understand a DJ that can play "Du Hast" and "Poison" in the same set.

I sound old.

Anyway, cheers, I've added you as a friend because this is too funny.

[anonymouseth]

I'd love to find the "Old School Goth that spins vinyl" club

gigantor ;)

..although we're prolly more of a '90s alternative' kinda 'hing than an 'old school goth' kinda 'hing.

[original_aj]

No you're the "We spin vinyl" = our DJs are damn good!!

[original_aj]

Glad to cause amusement! I can't promise all my posts are this funny....