Ch. 3 - Some questions are inevitable for Jack of Fables

[originaljackass]

[Written // Locked to men only]

We've got plenty of other hotblooded men around here, right? Sure, some of you are pretty girly looking - which is confusing, by the way. Not the point. There's a ton of babes running around here. Hotness central. Unnaturally huge knockers run rampant in this freakshow of a village. Hard for a guy like me to pick

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[ she's, uh...at her house? do you know where she lives, jack horner? ]

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[originaljackass]

[When Jack wants to find out something and has significant motivation, he gets the info he needs. Which includes knowing where Buffy lives. Which is why he knocks at her door, one hand behind his back.]

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[ hmm? she looks up from her perusal of the journal. a knock at the door...she gets up -- grabbing a loose-knit cardigan from the back of the chair as she does. she is shrugging into it as she answers the door. it's cold outside. she needs it. ]

Hi...oh. Hi. You're...uhm, can I help you?

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[originaljackass]

[Jack is looking rather fashionable. His hair is brushed, he's clean shaven, and dressed in a nice suit and tie. Once Buffy answers, he whips out a small bouquet of flowers. One rose is too meaningful, two is just cheap, and twelve is just excessive. Six is the sweet spot.]

I'm here for that date.

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[eternallysinned]

[This... This was interesting, but Hakkai would indulge. He was trying to get in this train of thought anyway. Strange. I know.]

This one woman... Litchi I believe her name is, is quite attractive.

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[yellowthirteen]

Couldn't agree more.

[...He's lucky and he knows it.]

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[eternallysinned]

Ha ha. You sound rather content.

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[yellowthirteen]

Naturally.

[lists_to_port]

Sheena? Beautiful girl. Beautiful Sheena. OH! And Nami--all tangled and salty. Very...and Mistress Raine as well, like a blessed saint. Beautiful, her. Jilly's a lovely tender soft bit of a lamb as well, isn't she? OH. And Miss Ami's lovely, very nice legs. Miss Rockbell......too violent. My Tia, a lovely tawny bit of macabre, eh? But then there's Willow of the Red Hair. I love red hair, although she likes the ladies.

Pity.

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[originaljackass]

That's what I'm talking about. And I ain't met a single one of these fine ladies. You're a real pal there, Captain.

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[lists_to_port]

And--[Buffy. Damn it, Horner!]. For why would you want to know our opinions of this, Horner?

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[originaljackass]

Can't a man appreciate the sights and sounds of the place he could be stuck in for awhile?

[likevegeta]

Dude. Tifa Lockhart.

[oda_hates_me]

Tifa-chan is quite a woman!

[likevegeta]

Powerful, sexy, but sweet. That's the best of everything!

[oda_hates_me]

And powerful?

I have been Mass Effecting too much you did not see that wordfail

[generalflirt]

The elusive Freyja-chan, maybe~? [...This is Masaomi deciding to be a troll after many months. Mostly because he knows Frey will be glowering at this post and tell him off if he names real girls]

Mass effect ate your soul~

[falenandawn]

[Twitch.]

Sadly, Freyja-chan has left Luceti and will likely not return.

[generalflirt]

I know, it's a shame, isn't it...?

[falenandawn]

Not at all. I'm sure she's happier being home with her family, don't you?