Ch. 5 - The introduction of a very draconian Jack of Fables

[originaljackass]

[So, the experiment was over. Jack spent an entire day rolling in his gold thinking about it. It was pretty ridiculous. Him? A family man? Raising a kid? It's a wonder he even believed that bullshit. The great Jack Horner was too awesome and cool to be saddled by any woman and he never went around leaving bastard children around. Except that one

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[crytearsofjoy]

[Winry, having kept Babe, was out walking the blue animal when Jack decided he was going to swoop into the forest for an attempt to catch a meal. As Winry was walking Babe, he managed to slip out of the makeshift leash and color she had made for him (which was shoddy to begin with because she never had to worry about such a thing with Den). So Babe made off to find Jack, and Winry followed desperately trying not to lose the animal that had been her 'father's. Eventually they'll run into the dragon, but at the moment Winry is too busy trying to retrieve the ox.]

[dragonjack]

[In a voice similar to his old one, though deeper and with extra rumble:] Argh! NO! Get back here you stupid deer!

[Cue Jack stomping by to catching it, getting wedged between two trees, and having to claw his way out from between them. Argh!]

[crytearsofjoy]

[Winry freezes in place and and watches as Jack the Dragon gets stuck. She stares as he struggles. What... should she do. To be honest she's a little more terrified of his size than she was of Moro's, because the first time Winry saw Moro the wolf god was severely wounded and three quarters submerged in lake water.]

M-Mister Jack?

[dragonjack]

[... oh, it's her. His uh, daughter. Not quite noticing Babe, he comes to a stop, even as he ends up looming over her. He's not quite sure how he feels about her. He does, for the most part, like her. Not in the usual way he likes the fairer sex. Protective a bit, maybe? Hm.]

Oh. It's you.

[lists_to_port]

[Sparrow happens to be in the woods on a journey from Cullen House to the village. He doesn't notice any dragons, though his mind isn't quite on such things at the moment. The voices in his head are buzzing quite loudly and that is where his attention lies at the moment.]

[dragonjack]

[Jack, still frustrated by a lack of prey willing to stand by and get eaten, suddenly comes pouncing from the trees. A buck will come running in Sparrow's direction as it manages to evade the dragons' voracious appetite.]

[lists_to_port]

DRAGON.

[Jack just stands still as the deer flashes past him. There's no use running, really.]

[dragonjack]

Argh! Come on, not again!

[He stalks forward, at first not even noticing Sparrow. Although presently he becomes aware of him. Well. This is awkward.]

[mikangirl]

[dragon.

You're kinda hard to miss, Jack. Especially when she's just ventured out from her orchard to have a closer look at the farmland. At least she's not in amongst the cows when you land. 8|

No, she was just leaning against the fence and wryly imagining how long they'll get to live once Luffy comes back from his 'napping. Now, she thinks they might have a bigger problem. And you're a hefty reminder of something she'd forgotten up until a few days ago.

Letting go of the fence and backing away, now.]

[dragonjack]

[The cows take off running once he's inside the fence, most of them in her direction. Unfortunately, unlike the woodland animals, there's no trees to trip him up and there's a good sturdy fence keeping them in. Consequently, about twenty meters from Nami, Jack manages to snatch one up in one mouthful, chewing it up, and swallowing. Delicious. He sure could go for another one.]

[mikangirl]

[IT'S OKAY, THIS IS TIMESKIPPED NAMI, NEW AND CONFIDENT AND BRAVE AND fuck that, she's making a small strangled sound and practically tripping over her own feet to get away from the humongous dragon. ...oh there you go, she did fall over.]

[dragonjack]

[Chomp, chomp, swallow. Wow, that tasted way better than he thought it would. He's looking for another one when he spots Nami. He knows her. She's that babe. So he gives her a classic, smug Jack look... as best as it can be translated on a dragon's face.]

Hey there. How you doing?

[doubleppk]

Oh. Hello Dragon.

[Just keeps wandering. Okay, MAYBE a big long giant pause to take in the size. Wow. You're a very big dragon Jack. And the only dragon(s) Fujiko has seen before were only about half that.]

[dragonjack]

[Oh ho, he knows her. Not realizing how dumb this is, he outpaces her to get in front of her.]

Hey there Fujiko. You're looking sexy today. [From this height he can easily see straaaaaight down her cleavage.]

[doubleppk]

[Ffft oh Jack. And now she is completely confused. Do any dragons know her by name? Although she almost expects them to hit on her, BUT NO NOT REALLY USUALLY.]

I dressed up extra nice for you today~ [Or just grabbed whatever was clean and convenient. Same thing.] Such a good thing I ran into you, hm~? [Whoever you are that is.]

[dragonjack]

I'll say. You're looking pretty damn sexy. What brings you out here? [This isn't exactly in town, you know.]