Yesterday was actually one of the most hilarious/important days of my life ( Read more... )

It's way too early to be up, but I need to form an investigation. This is because I smell bacon, which is really strange, considering:

• If there was ever bacon in my fridge, my mom would most likley have a herpes outbreak, which leads me to my next point.

• This would mean my mom is cooking, HAHAHA! What a ridiculous concept! At this time, she's ( Read more... )

hey children and slaves, i suggest you don't read this, as it is boring, but i did get relief writing it. it was somewhat theraputic. Yeah, I'll admit its a bit emo.. but the words "stars", "blood", or "tears" aren't mentioned, so its not hardcore emo.

( Memories Of Baseball )

Okay, so today, me and Sarah made a decision not to attend any review sessions, mostly just chem. We made this decision because we needed to go do coke. Okay, okay, I'm just kidding. We made the decision because our chemistry teacher is a lesbian, and we're both raging homophobics. Alright, what does it matter why we didn't go. The point being, we ( Read more... )

alright, nothing really going on, except here's an excerpt from todays hilarious incident:

Reed's mom: "So do they still live there?"

me: "No, they just bought a condom."

i think, i THINK, i meant to say condos.

<3 kayla

Alright, so we were in the middle of the crowd, and I don't think my mind was even thinking clearly. But then again, I wouldn't remember even if I did. The music was so loud, so loud that it was numbing. But numbing is a luxurious feeling when you're ducking knuckles and spit. I mean, some spit is okay; but the kind of hooligans in this crowd are ( Read more... )

originalmidge is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.N
POISON
From Go-Quiz.com

may i say that you all are wastes of life with the exception of sarah and the exhalted one (reed) and yeah a few others

i just thought id inform you on this sad state of affairs

<3kayla

im fried, the madness hasn't even occured yet ----

dude, this is so the logo I've created for Reed's fanclub.

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Just because you all care so much, I'm letting you know, it's official ( Read more... )

Miscreant Productions

Just you wait.

later fuckers
<3
Kayla