Diary of the Awesome Me 004 || Union Cave || 4th Wall

[originofawesome]

[There's loud shuffling as the Pokegear turns on to reveal...nothing. It's pitch black, so when Prussia stumbles over what is presumably a bunch of rocks, pained cursing can be heard.]

WHERE THE FUCK AM--

ONIX! Geodude!

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[fauxearl]

[One moment he's enjoying a meal, the next IT'S TOO DAMN DARK.]

Claude! Claude! Turn on the lights! Please! Please! [screaming. forever.]

[originofawesome]

[OMFG there's hellish screaming in this godforsaken cave too. WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE THE ROCK POKEMON ARE EATING SOMEONE. Prussia screams and continues running.]

[fauxearl]

[HOLD UP YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE A HELLISHLY SCREAMING CHILD ON HIS OWN. He'll start bawling... and curling into a fetal position--]

[originofawesome]

[YES, YES HE CAN. WHAT IF THE HELLISH CHILD EATS HIM. Prussia goes flying when he trips over said screaming child.]

OH SHI--

[fauxearl]

[WHY SO MEAN? MEANIE MEANIE MEANIE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE---

Hey hey hey give a guy a warning before you trip all over him!]

Hannah!! [SOBSOB CLINGING TO YOU MYSTERIOUS SPEAKING LIFE FORM]

[originofawesome]

[BECAUSE YOU'RE A HELL CHILD THAT'S WHY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE HE PLANNED IT. Prussia screams when something latches onto him. OH GOD THEY'RE GOING TO GET TRAMPLED.]

HOLY SHIT LET GO YOU BASTARD LET GO LET GO--

[Smacking at whatever it is. HE NEEDS TO ESCAPE THE ROCKS, MAN.]

[fauxearl]

[A CUTE HELL CHILD, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. DAMN, MAN, HE MIGHT HAVE SEEN MORE ACTION THAN YOU.]

[Alois screams and sobs and sobs and sobs WHY THE HELL IS IT SO DARK]

Why are you yelling at me?! [biting down on your hand now, enjoy the bite marks]

LSDFHG LOLOL OMFG

[originofawesome]

[IT'S ALWAYS THE CUTE ONES. THEY'RE COMPLETELY EVIL. I KNOW IT.]

THEN FUCKING LET GO-

[Now he's screaming curses. WHY DID YOU BITE HIM. Prussia's flailing like mad, LET GO DEMON CHILD HE LIKES HIS HAND WHOLE, THANKS.]

LAUGHS ARE GOOD 8DDD /loves all over Prussia

[fauxearl]

[Case in point: Alois Trancy. Ciel Phantomhive. Er. Angelica Pickles. Italy Romano. The list goes on.]

Turn the lights back on! Do that first! Do it, please! Please turn them back on!

[Come on, man, he's pleading! HE WILL BITE HARDER DAMN IT, AND HE WILL NOT LET GO. EVER. CUTE DEMON CHILDREN LIKE HIM LIKE TO CLING]

/THREADJACKING JUST FOR THIS

[lovino_vargas]

[HEY I'M NOT EVIL!!!]

/ADORES YOU SO MUCH nadgoshifailsohard OTL

[fauxearl]

[YES YOU ARE]

[NAME ONE UN-EVIL THING YOU'VE DONE.]

/D-DOESN'T DESERVE ADORATION I FAIL MOAR BUT. 8| *CLINGS FOREVER BECAUSE ALOIIIIIIIIS*

[lovino_vargas]

[LIES YOU SPEAK]

[I.................................HAD A PEACEFUL DINNER WITH MY BROTHER YESTERDAY! THAT ISN'T EVIL!]

YES YOU DO NOW LET ME ADORE YOU *clingclingYESBBCLINGMOAR*

[fauxearl]

[UH-HUH. CAN'T FOOL ME. I KNOW YOU.]

[BEFORE OR AFTER YOU TRIED TO KILL GERMANY?]

WRYY /FINE ACCEPTS THE ADORATION AND KEEPS CLINGING UNLESS THIS IS A TRAP 8|

[lovino_vargas]

[NUH-UH. NO ONE KNOWS ME.]

[LSKDJFSLDFJSDL TRYING DOESN'T COUNT.]

BECAUSE <33 /NOT A TRAP. ...YET. 83

[fauxearl]

[I KNOW YOU TOUCH YOUR CURL WHEN NO ONE IS WATCHING]

[OF COURSE IT DOES. IT COUNTS JUST AS MUCH!]

... ... ... ... B| I'm being lead right into this trap, aren't I?

[lovino_vargas]

[...WHO TOLD I'LL KILL THEM. IT WAS VENEZIANO WASN'T IT. CAN'T EVEN TRUST FAMILY ANYMORE.]

[---I-I....that's only one thing though. It takes more than that to be evil. >> You've got nothing else.]

((ooc: And I really miss my fancy edit button. orz))