Diary of the Awesome Me 004 || Union Cave || 4th Wall

[originofawesome]

[There's loud shuffling as the Pokegear turns on to reveal...nothing. It's pitch black, so when Prussia stumbles over what is presumably a bunch of rocks, pained cursing can be heard.]

WHERE THE FUCK AM--

ONIX! Geodude!

Comments

[1/3] Action! and HI DIDJA MISS HIM?

[lovino_vargas]

[One minute he's hitting on a pretty girl...]

You should come back to my pla---

[2/3] Action.

[lovino_vargas]

--hey where'd you go, bella? Why's it so dark here...

[The next, he's standing in the middle of Prussia's escape route. :|]

[3/3] Action and done!

[lovino_vargas]

...

Is that an earthquake?!

[Action] NO. I WANT THE CUTE ONE. NOT YOU. D:

[originofawesome]

[YOU KNOW HOW IT'S PITCH DARK, ROMANO? WELL, THAT MEANS PRUSSIA CAN'T SEE, SO...SUCKS FOR YOU THAT YOU'RE IN HIS PATH.]

[ voice ]

[warsaw_letters]

Like, oh my gaw, could you get any louder?

[ voice ]

[originofawesome]

[What is that familiar, obnoxious voice?]

You're in Johto too!? Get out!

[ voice ]

[warsaw_letters]

( The sound of your own voice, obvs. )

Obvs, I guess.

Oh my gaw, is this your idea of like a joke? Can you say not funny like ten times 'cos this is totally the lamest joke ever.

[ voice ]

[originofawesome]

[No, I'm pretty sure it's your godawful voice.]

[Sob, first Hungary, now you. Life sucks balls.]

Hah! I wouldn't waste a joke on a loser like you!

[video] one day I'll find a laughing icon. Let's settle for CONDESCENDING SMILE

[piccolo_tomate]

[FOREVER LAUGHING AT HIM. FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER.]

[video] Sob. Is Prussia making you need one?

[originofawesome]

[OMFG NOT ONLY IS THERE A FUCKING CAVE CHASING HIM, NOW IT'S ECHOING WITH LAUGHTER. WHAT IS HIS LIFE.]

[video] YES and Kaito. YOU ARE BOTH JUST TOO FUNNY~

[piccolo_tomate]

[HIS LIFE HAS BECOME THE BEST PART OF ROMANO'S DAY. CRY MORE, POTATO MAN, CRY MORE.]

[video] DSLFHG NO I AM AWESOME GET IT RIGHT.

[originofawesome]

[You lead such a pathetic life, Romano, though he doesn't blame you. Prussia makes everyone's life awesome.

RUUUUUNNNNIIIIIINNNGGG. Good thing he's in great shape. 8D]

[unioneitalia]

And suddenly the kitchen is gone...

"Eh? What's happening here?" Earthquakes? No good!

[originofawesome]

[Unfortunately for you, it's pretty damn dark despite the flashlight, so Prussia can't see where he's going, which is straight at you.]

[unioneitalia]

Well, that's unpleasant, even because all she perceives, still dealing qith the earthquake or whatever it is, is something/someone who hits her and the feeling of falling down.
"Ahia..."

[originofawesome]

[Aaannnd he trips and lands on his face.]

Uuurrrgghhh...

[copybird_gil]

....Not again. I just got finished saving Lovi from a mob of whatevers...You need some help with those?? Not that I know what exactly I'd be able to do...

[Yo. Have an imperfect Prussia clone with purple eyes and a backwards personality.]

[originofawesome]

[Sorry other Prussia, he doesn't really notice you as he's currently preoccupied with a bunch of rocks chasing him. Feel free to make him notice.]

[copybird_gil]

.... [Well. He, probably stupidly, throws a pebble at the horde.]

LSDFHF /actually choked

[originofawesome]

[Half the angry horde of rocks suddenly veer off to chase the other Prussia. Of course, the originally chased Prussia notices.]

OI, YOU! YOU SUCK AT DIVERSION TACTICS!