Diary of the Awesome Me 004 || Union Cave || 4th Wall

[originofawesome]

[There's loud shuffling as the Pokegear turns on to reveal...nothing. It's pitch black, so when Prussia stumbles over what is presumably a bunch of rocks, pained cursing can be heard.]

WHERE THE FUCK AM--

ONIX! Geodude!

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[fauxearl]

[One moment he's enjoying a meal, the next IT'S TOO DAMN DARK.]

Claude! Claude! Turn on the lights! Please! Please! [screaming. forever.]

[originofawesome]

[OMFG there's hellish screaming in this godforsaken cave too. WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE THE ROCK POKEMON ARE EATING SOMEONE. Prussia screams and continues running.]

[fauxearl]

[HOLD UP YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE A HELLISHLY SCREAMING CHILD ON HIS OWN. He'll start bawling... and curling into a fetal position--]

[originofawesome]

[YES, YES HE CAN. WHAT IF THE HELLISH CHILD EATS HIM. Prussia goes flying when he trips over said screaming child.]

OH SHI--

Ignore the fact that this is late;;; [video]

[endlesswitch101]

(OOC: oh, and guess who?)

[All Prussia will hear is the sound of a woman cackling.]

AHAHA!

[His panick amused her to no end!]

[video] You're never late with me, bb. 8D

[originofawesome]

[ooc: uhhhhhhhhh COCONA. Idk. sob why do you send the witch after me.]

[Oh my God he's in hell and he'll die from a massive landslide, with the sound of some demon WITH THE MOST ANNOYING LAUGH IN HIS EAR. Why God, why have you forsaken me.]

[video] <3

[endlesswitch101]

(China, aru! Because Beato is awesome :3)

[The Witch cackles.] Now, now, there's no need to be so frightened. I'm not going to hurt you.

[video]

[originofawesome]

[ooc: FAIL. DAMMIT. I know she knows the series...SO WOOHOO jumping to conclusions. NOO SHE'S EVIL.]

[SOB IT'S MOCKING HIM AND ECHOING EVERYWHERE, WHY. It's so damn creepy that the rock Pokemon flee.]

[video] ajkdjsjd so late I'm sorry

[cookwarewarrior]

[Hungary is laughing her ass off and looking rather smug]

[choru]

[OH HEY SUP. RUNNING WITH YOU.]