need directions ( Read more... )

rite, so, as madeline has made blatently obvious...i ahvent been updating muh journal...and today's muh last day of work (score) so this is more or less unofficially over. But, here's muh last post, work sux, i no, she left me roses by the stairs, suprises let me no she cares...u no the rest, we were all singin that cuz, well, work sux. A ( Read more... )

so...me n madeline went out fer lunch at brugers...it wuz fun...but i only had like .46324 seconds...which was unfortunate. But, im glad we got ta chill...even though i took like...an hour n a half lunch brake...its cool tho cuz they didnt even notice i had left...lol--i serve a purpose in life :-p So...then whne i got back i was just really ( Read more... )

So, yesterday morning...i got my lisence...yes bitches...yes i did. So after quite possibly the LONGEST day of work, i went home, and picked up megan, then we went ta visit madeline ta go ta dinner...but she was eating dinner...which was awkward...how r things...lol So me n megan went ta subway, which was spcial, then we got free drinx--even ( Read more... )

So, i took muh divers test 2day...tru story, i raped ass and got muh lisence...so im visiting everyone 2nite--no fer real...So stay home kids, and get excited :-p
l8r

so...2morro morning i take my road test...and im gonna fuckin b a liscenced driver (big deal fer me), so thats rite kids, get ur balls, get ur boners, get the man chowder flowin...and GET IN THE CAR
^tru story

lighthouses look strikingly like dildos--no fer real

^tru story

yeah...so...yeah. Pretty much ive been doin a shitload of lickin n stickin at work...only have 5,300 envelopes left...which is nice. Yesterday there were a bunch of hot chicks int eh waitin room...and me n jesse copied our asses on the copy machine...good clean fun. So, ive been drivin the porsche a lot, which is spectacular cuz u can go really ( Read more... )

Good weekend…tru story. Friday I had dick shit ta do…cuz alex was all in his “I cant go ta the movies cuz im a raging homo” routine, and this was right after he go outta his “I left MY FUCKING BOXERS at ur house the other nite cuz im a raging homo” routine…quite unfortunate. So, naturally, I call up muh good friend henna…n she sez that they’re ( Read more... )

the mantinece guy didnt get it...in case u were wondering ( Read more... )