It's my birthday today. I turn 18. I can now do the following:
join the army
buy cigarettes
open a credit card
buy porno mags
make porno
call an adult phone line
get piercings
get tattoos
make contracts (i.e. cell phone, apartment leases etc.)
play the lottery
buy diet pills
buy medicine with pseudoephedrine in it
serve alcohol at restaurants
vote
bang
get
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