The amazing writing of Erik 'Dreamweapon' Morse

[orinotta]

"The guitarist's lithe 74-inch frame only reaffirmed his enormous presence as he stood watching from three rows back, his eyes locked onto Jason's, before circling the perimeter at Will, Jonny, and Mark."

A monkey. A monkey could write a better biography of Spacemen 3 than this. PERTRINA fucking STREAT could do better.

Comments

[footpad]

The only possible response to that is "fuck me." Best of all, it'll work equally well with any intonation.

[alienfox]

Suddenly, I don't feel so bad when I review my nanowrimo stuff. In comparison, I'm a literary Titan. Hear my vowels roar.

[orinotta]

I read that as 'bowels'. Ew!!!!!! x

a literary king

[secret_plot]

ahahaha

[synesis]

Every time I feel accomplished at having a publishing deal, I just walk into a bookshop and read what's been recently published.

Meanwhile, you're quite right. Mika @ 1am: "Oh my GOD! Where's Orrin? LAME!" xX

[orinotta]

Flu's an excuse, right??
I'm SO dead ....
x

Monkey, eh?

[anonymous]

I suppose I'll have wait for you to drop yr banana and pick up a Royal manual. Maybe when you've published something beyond a blog post we'll chat further.

Pertrina Streat