They removed the chigger. Properly, or rather, properly colloquially, jigger said the nurse. Can you feel it wrigging, she said, they look something like a great big maggot. CHEERS I didn't bellow but so fucking nearly ( Read more... )

SCURRYING SEX KILLER IN SQUASHY PINK FOAM CLOTHES HAUNTED HOLLOW MAN MASQUERADING AS A JELLYFISHSQUIDCLOWN STALKING DRUGGED & FLAGGING PREY THROUGH THE CROWDPACKED TUNNELS OF THE UNDERGROUND TO EAT THE SPIT FROM THEIR MOUTHS INHUMAN CHOMPING INCISORS ON A FLICKERING VIDEO XRAY LIKE THE SKULL OF A RAT DREAM FABRIC REEKING OF A STEADY UNVEILING ( Read more... )

David & the other four turn to me & I just can't believe the prick's ( Read more... )

THEN
Thought I had an impacted toenail from all the walking in Guyana. It developed into a blister, something like a verucca. Then, last night, I noticed a tickling sensation as if something were moving, periodic stabbing pains ... & a breathing hole in the middle.

IT
Tunga Penetrans, or, to put it another way, there's a parasitic flea living ( Read more... )

Yuri Norstein's, Hedgehog in the Fog. Peerless animation made by painting oils onto thin layers of glass & I love the bit when the hedgehog gets to the house of his bear boyfriend & he gets distracted by thoughts of a mysterious woman as they're about to have sex & it's so obvious he's going to leave the poor guy, the fucking bisexual. Tale of ( Read more... )

"The guitarist's lithe 74-inch frame only reaffirmed his enormous presence as he stood watching from three rows back, his eyes locked onto Jason's, before circling the perimeter at Will, Jonny, and Mark."

A monkey. A monkey could write a better biography of Spacemen 3 than this. PERTRINA fucking STREAT could do better.

Almost certainly the greatest novel published by the talented Pertrina Streat
http://books.lulu.nl/content/237021

I'm a great fan of vanity publishing.

Reading Miracle of the Rose in a country where homosexuality is illegal? Two thumbs up!! .xX

'safe' in Georgetown, on the coast of Guyana. The mirror shows a brown, thin Orrin with a few red insect bites but a big meal of chicken & Roti is going to atone, nicely, for nine days of dry kasava bread & corned beef. Got way way up into the hills but the heat was intense. One member of our team fainted from heatstroke on the first day, my ( Read more... )

Awwite. We arrived, all present & correct. Very hot, very green. The earth is white sand. Drank coconut milk direct from the nut. Water is rust-coloured, white flesh first yellows then reddens as it sinks. The same thing, coincidentally, that happens to white flesh when the sun hits it. At Lethem, small settlement in the south of the country ( Read more... )