Rightyho, just heading to the airport. Two weeks in the Amazon jungle hunting giant anacondas & mysterious skunkbears etc.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=65373&in_page_id=34

Back, all being well, on the 29th.

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I was in a porn video shop. Had a friend who worked there & I made my selections, four videos, he wrote them on a special card & send it through a machine to cue them up on a screen in a private room for me. I sat down in a small curtained area. The films came on. A multi-part story about baby-abduction & the fall of a king. I watched, ( Read more... )

As a child I was involved in the discovery or rather the uncovery of child abuse although nobody was certain enough to prosecute. It was something in a diary entry at first but this soon unravelled into memories of a sinister meeting with a man ( Read more... )

We were going to steal the money. He'd run out & I can't remember why. Think he owed, what, £10,000, to gangsters or something. He was in trouble. Needed it. So, we had a think & I decided we'd borrow a ton of cash & go back to my place, & then pretend it had been stolen. Easy ( Read more... )

BAG
Just learned I can't move into my new place until NEXT Saturday.

What a giant bag of fuck.

THURSDAY
Masturbate, into a small cup, in a small hospital, in Birmingham. It's Hospital Policy to only supply straight porn but a hairy Reader's Wife does the trick.

FRIDAY
Morning: Funeral in Rotherham. Adenoidal vicar suffering from a cold, about forty times less than we were suffering having to listen to her. Watch cherry blossom blow over ( Read more... )

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FATE
has wangled me a new place to live, after only one homeless week.

"FATE"on the other hand, pulled a few favours & made it the same place I've been storing my stuff all week. Sincerely appreciated. Phew, etc. Right by Nag's Head, Holloway Road, five minutes from Camden. Enormous industrial basement ideal for mats, punchbags, grimy altars ( Read more... )

HINDUWork. Hindu just to my left, over an old black monitor. Chat with her about my situation & emit the usual unasked-for quivering pillar of technicolor bile in a kindof autonomic emotionally needy gag reflex ( Read more... )

BITING
Arrived in Chicago on Saturday. The city's white. Great flakes of snow driven by biting cold winds. All snowdrifts & skyscrapers. Still snufflin' & sniffin', etc. Viruses in my sinuses.

BOOTSCorp hospitality last night. Stoli Elit martinis & polite company, & me in my army boots. But, yeah, not too bad a way to spend a cheap evening ( Read more... )