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Tonight, I met a lot of people, among them, John Rainer Long. We'll see where this goes. -
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Some days, I really have my doubts. -
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Erin told me to update.
She'd like me to inform the world that I make awesome pancakes. -
What I ate tonight
A bowl of cereal
A tuna salad sandwhich with lettuce, tomato, and mayo
8 Nutri-Grain bars
A can of ravioli
Girl scout cookies
A peanut butter and jelly sandwhich
More girl scout cookies
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Does anyone want to see Iron & Wine with me on September 30th? Let me know soon, tickets go on sale Saturday at 1pm.
While I'm at it, if anyone wants to see Loudon Wainwright III or Todd Snider (both at Irvington Town Hall Theatre, on October 6th and 26th, respectively), let me know about that too. -
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Estelle: Can you just stick everything in this bag while I go pee?
Ben: That's what she said!
And on that note, Cailin just backed into my mailbox. -
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I have to say that, by far, the best part of last night was the part where I put on my pajamas, said, "no, this doesn't make any sense", took off my pajamas, put on jeans and a t-shirt, and went to sleep. -
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Monica:
Just a follow-up to our conversation last week.
(From Wikipedia) There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it."
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Does anybody want to buy a house?
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