Yes we did!
Yes we have!
Yes we will!

I am: El Eatist ( Read more... )

i just got back from fucking a moose, after which i field dressed a Republican. i'm much calmer now. the universe can unfuck itself now.

Ooops. I completely forgot. Today is moron day. How it works is, if you talk to me today, or drive near me, or merely exist then I will consider you a complete moron. It's not your fault, but that's how it works. FUCK YOU, FUCK TODAY, AND what the hell, FUCK THE WHOLE OF EXISTENCE.

Ja. I vas hangink araund ät der Mäker Faer und I shpotted der Büg unt Eine Kleine Emily lishtenink to a very wunderbar bandt called Mucca Pazza. zey haf ze very enjoyable marchink style of musik.

der oon vebseit http://mucca-pazza.org/

unt anna da YouTube(tm)

and for those of you expecting a poop joke out of me, well, you're shit out of luck.

huzzah! there seems to be another surge in interest in 'alternative energy'. apparently, it is The Answer ( Read more... )

I voted. I'm so thrilled. I love giving up real decision making. I feel like a king! Do this for me... do that for me... read my mind... don't bother me with mere ideas and processes.

Long live democracy!

Those who do not know their history are doomed to repeat it. And those who do know their history are doomed to repeat it as well ( Read more... )

I'm going down to plumb my old lady ( Read more... )