I listened to the p-debates last night on the radio.

as i sat on the floor naked but for a pair of adult diapers, i thought to myself, "Yum! This half digested diarrhea isn't half bad when you concentrate on the corn bits."

really, could any of us do better?

the server: http://wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html

mccain palin:
I Can Clip Man
Am Nap Clinic
Manic Clap In

obama biden:
Babied Moan
A Bi Abdomen
Do Main Babe
An Idea Bomb
I Amend A Bob

tov (as in mazal tov in Hebrew) means 'good'. actually, it was great. last night's Burlesque the Vote was beyond fun ( Read more... )

hello? is this thing on? hello? testing 1... 2... 3...

yo yids! happy new year!

female ejaculation is SHIOFUKI in Japanese. it's also the term used to describe a whale spouting water.

hmmm...does SHIOFUKI, or even a golden shower, count as a baptism?

is it mandatory that i meet Sexy Singles on the Internet (aka MySpace/Facebook ( Read more... )

quick! who wants to be part of my new investment bank? all the investments are guaranteed pre-failed, meaning that the Bailout will work for you. no cash necessary. just let me owe you money from the start. negative is the new positive ( Read more... )

my favorite dr. seuss mediterranean food: A Who Moose.

what an awesome Public Service Announcement.

a short video about blowjobs and STDs.

and then there's this one for safe sex.

and hey, VD is for everybody.

and for sensitive condoms.

after all this, it's gonna be a GREAT DAY at work. lalala doo dee dum...