I got the spam below from JenniferHall@deacons.com. Despite the explicit reference to a dildo, I have a feeling (deep inside my lower abdomen) that 'she' is referring to good ol' Hay Seuss. Maybe the email should have been titled "Get Fucked By Religion AND Actually Have An Orgasm ( Read more... )

overall, my work environment is really great ( Read more... )

It's actually both Lehman Bros. "consoling" each other over their loss. (Watch the background.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lnFTpoSalk

thx to Spike.

her box in a box, for you...

find out how much your neighbors have been shooting to which candidate. people are listed by name. it's a neat map.

http://fundrace.huffingtonpost.com/neighbors.php?type=city&city=austin

You may have seen news reports lately that claim that I am not really Wrong and that all my Wrong ideas were stolen from a small tribe living on a tiny island in the Pacific in exchange for little plastic wind-up toy penises.

I categorically deny all allegations.

an entry in Dickipedia about Sarah Palin.

thanks to Spike, who didn't write the entry, but easily could have.

Remember Johnathan Livingston Seagull ( Read more... )

the lyrics.

"You gotta take me back outside"

c'mon. tell me you don't find this election shit fun. i love it when humans hume.