Wow, so haven't posted to LJ in a long time. Kim's trying to bring it back, keep trying little Kimmi ( Read more... )

It's finally Opening Day!!!!!!

I don't think I ever laughed that hard in my entire life ( Read more... )

I got a new mirror for my car ( Read more... )

Mom: I carried you inside me for nine months, you should be nicer to me.
Corey: That's what scares me, I can't stand the thought of being inside someone. I'm claustrophobic.
Me: *bursts out laughing*
Mom: (to me) Don't you dare say anything.

Merry Christmas my loves!!!

I feel like going out to dinner tonight.

Anybody wanna join me?

Republicans
Circle I Limbo

PETA Members
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Creationists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Scientologists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

DMV Employees
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

George Bush
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, Target
Circle VII ( Read more... )

Unless there is a midnight showing tomorrow, I plan on seeing Twilight Friday at 7:30.

Pizza Hut before the movie. If you're in, let me know.