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[orome_aldaron]

Can I have a count of people who don't want a dagor dagroer...war here?

And who think embalming dead stupid elves is funny as heck? I mean, come on!

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[caranthire]

*turns up with Maglor*

NO ARMAGEDDON UNTIL OUR BABIES ARE ALL GROWN UP!!! YOU HEAR????!!

[orome_aldaron]

::puts in the ear plugs he uses when he blows tha Valaroma::

OF COURSE, O DARK AND PREGNANT ONE.

Can I touch the bump? >:D

[caranthire]

...

Have you washed your hands?

[orome_aldaron]

I just washed them with industrial strength medicated soap, Saeros the Stupid was extremely stinky.

::wriggles fingers::

Sterlized!

[he_who_pours]

*raises his hand*

Not me. :S

[orome_aldaron]

::jots down your name::

::comments on your good health::

You're looking extremely wet today.

Why noooot? I think I'm gonna start a campaign for 'Mummification for Personal Gratification' soon.

[he_who_pours]

Of course. I alyways look well.

Because I love mah elfies, even the really dumb ones.

[orome_aldaron]

::thinks you said 'wet' and laughs at you::

You're such a love fool, Wetty.

[catprince]

*raises a paw*

Me, Súro and Daemion. Also the rest of the people at the temple, if that counts.

[orome_aldaron]

::counts in the assorted bunch of weirdos formerly ev0l ones::

Good kittie. Have a cracker.

::tosses a cracker towards you::

[catprince]

*catches*

*purrs*

*is glad to see he's not the only one being pathetic in efforts to get people to act reasonable =^.^=*

[orome_aldaron]

::shakes head with an 'awwwwWwW!' expression on his face::

PATHETIC!?! I, Orome the Great, am whipping my authority to see that everyone is reasonable!

[lord_feanor]

Hmm... well... it WOULD mean I'd get a rematch with Gothmog...

But I could probably do that anyway IF THE COWARD HADN'T BEEN CHASED OFF BY A FUCKING CHICKEN!!! >:|

[irime]

Sugar? It would also mean the Silmarils being broken. And Eru knows what would happen to your two forthcoming grandchildren.

[lord_feanor]

*barely hears you*

*keeps muttering about the cowardly balrog*

[orome_aldaron]

::tosses a pebble at your head::

Psycho elf, here elf! FOCUS.

::points to your eyes and then to his own::

If you really want a rematch, you should've just asked. How about this friday, you and the thing in some clearing. Wanting a war for a rematchis pretty fucked up. Even to this apathetic Vala who couldn't care less in normal situations.

[mornaquilde]

NO way! Too many books to read!!

AND I've still not built a fertilizer bomb.

[orome_aldaron]

::ruffles your hair and wipes a tear from his eyes which is basically not a tear at all but he has to wipe something to bring in the good effect::

Ah, the spirit of youth makes being a peaceful Vala worthwhile. Now go eat cookies.

[mornaquilde]

Hmmm... you make a good point on the cookie front there...

[orome_aldaron]

::gives you a winsome cool vala smirk::