quick poll:

do i go to cursive on friday and athens on saturday with money i may or may not have?

or do i work/drink on friday and go to pittsburgh on saturday and no athens?

also, who will drive me? and who wants to go with?

its my party and ill cry if i want to

im a size 8 again THANK GOD

I spent $60 at H&M today but have pants that fit

i then spent $30 at red lobster (it was lobsterfest!) and the server brought me an entire container of lobster-shaped plastic toothpicks and i gained 3000 pounds from the garlic, lobster and butter

WE JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL BITCHES


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my family is batshit ( Read more... )

so i just up and forgot about the dismemberment plan for a good three years

Hey guys.

I'm going to be a chef.

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You Are 73% American
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