it has been almost 17 years since i got the best birthday present ever.

which was kinda like a puppy.

really cute at first....

...until it eats your shoes and pees on the floor...

... but then is the best friend you could ever have

i feel amy would like the analogy between her and a puppy. happiness is a warm puppy

i want a hurricane named after me
one that like...rips spaceship earth out of the ground and throws it somewhere outside of florida.... it'd be cool

sat:double ( Read more... )

Me:
I had tried to set up an appointment with you before exam week to  ask questions about

the material we had covered.  The only day i  had available was the thursday beforehand

and you had told me you  were not going to be on campus.  I work full-time and without

that  job, it would not
be fesible to afford college.  I was having an anxiety ( Read more... )

and sometimes i wish i was more self-distructive rather than so self-defeating

yay yay yay ( Read more... )

I feel so stuck.stuck in my head ( Read more... )

she asked if she could buy my car off of me i would sell it to you, but there's really no way to get it out of tally. the transmission needs fixed in order for it to drive fast enough for the interstate ( Read more... )

I pull up at work and start putting on my makeup and Lauren comes out to start tp'ing someone's car they left there overnight ( Read more... )

okay, so i'm crazy, so what? why try to be normal.... bitch!

why the fuck do i care anymore!