[Accurséd Eden] [April Fools' Event '09]

[ossesso]

So it seems you have all finally gone mad.

I suppose that leaves me only one choice - the one decision I will not regret since arriving at this forsaken asymmetrical prison. To save the symmetry of the few worthy, there must be sacrifices made!

I shall make this island my symmetrical paradise.

All non-conformers to the Symmetrical Glory will be

Comments

[no_good_tsuna]

Huh?

[1/2]

[ossesso]

...You. You are the boy who continually failed my father's class, correct?

[ossesso]

If you cannot master Art, you have no hope of symmetry!

[Begins

shooting

at.]

[no_good_tsuna]

HIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!! [Attempts to run away and gets in the back]

[da_beat_is_on]

So uh

You finally flipped?

Look I hear they got meds for that these days.

[ossesso]

Medication? I stopped taking that days ago, my ignorant friend!

[da_beat_is_on]

...Shit.

[ossesso]

You are adequately symmetrical to pass this round of eliminations. However, I would begin to practice your eight-letter words for the next implementations...can you count that high?

[freudian_fire]

Great. Just great. Let me guess, another person who's trying to make me conform. I can't fit in! I'm an outcast! NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME. Don't you get it by now?!

This is so going into my Livejournal.

[bulletserenade]

I understand you.

[freudian_fire]

J-Jr....! ♥ My days and nights don't seem complete without you.

[bulletserenade]

*takes in arms*

Never leave my side, Zuko.

*makeout*

[chop_meister]

I'M TOO FUCKING GAR FOR YOUR FUCKING SYMMETRY

[ossesso]

YOU ARE FUCKING SYMMETRICAL

[chop_meister]

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

[FACEPUNCH]

1/3

[ossesso]

HO, I AM SLAIN! [Keels over]

[future_is_gold]

I can't allow tyranny like this to stand!

[ossesso]

As if you can stop me! It is only a matter of time before this entire world Falls to the Glory of True Beauty!

[future_is_gold]

I've seen heard of some weird supervillain obsessions in my time, but symmetry definitely takes the cake.

[ossesso]

I blame my repressive and scarring childhood with a father who was never there to love me in my formative years!