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I got hit by a car and all I got was a lousy blog

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A quick question on etiquette. At what point during a transaction at the local 24 hour store is it acceptable to ask the cashier if they’re aware there’s what appears to be a cum stain on their shirt.

*I’m assuming it’s that rather than say…mayonnaise because mayo would appear to be ( Read more... )

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Well, I’ve had a cold this past week which is a bit naff, but I’ve been busy. T’other Monday was Wayne’s leaving do. He was until recently the manager at my Co-Op and I’m really sad to see him go because it’s a bit end-of-an-era-ish… Anyway, we went bowling (we as in: most of the ( Read more... )

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I honestly believe that if we were to develop a single core processor capable of running at precisely 160.2Ghz, it would either become spontaneously sentient or it would sync up with the cosmic background radiation and reveal the secrets of the universe.

I also believe that small ( Read more... )

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Yeah, I get easily distracted, I saw something shiny on the cycle ride home from work, I stopped, turned round, cycled the fifty yards to where it was, just to see it…it was a penny.

Anyway, we’re past two thousand nine hundred pennies now!

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Lines lines, and little writing
with girly loop above your i’s.
People will think you’re a little girl,
not twenty-one but thirteen.

Not that you do much
to disprove your feminine impression.
After all you like Hello Kitty
Gilmore Girls and such.

But when you think that no one’s ( Read more... )

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indie 
 rock 
 alternative 
 female vocalists 
 indie rock 
 singer-songwriter 
 pop 
 british

alternative rock 
 britpop 
 folk 
 indie pop 
 electronic 
 comedy 
 classic rock 
 emo 
 punk

progressive rock 
 electronica 
 canadian 
 new wave 
 dance

Sounds about right…

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Well, not so much new as old…but I’ve finally uploaded them. Go HERE to see them!!!