But then I switched targets. Beware, Saddam! Sodomize away ( Read more... )

(Ergo, the renascence of this journal should be viewed, not as a repudiation of a quondam renouncement, but as Livejournal redivivus, an extra life arbitrarily granted so that you can stab your eye out. Remember, if you see your life flash before your eyes, you're probably just hallucinating; think about inserting the following command into your ( Read more... )

Politics! Dissemble! Who, me ( Read more... )

So there it is. Out of the closet and into...

Love?

Perhaps not, but for the money, it's worth it.

As a side note, I found a list:
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Did I ever mention that my band is awesome?

Eighty-eight degrees and I'll eat you. Watch out.
It's beautiful outside. Good thing the air conditioner is on.

Feigned some thoughts on life as follows:

Out of Order doesn't suck anymore so give us money and we'll give you sex via music.

Also, we need shows to play. If you have any information on available venues *after June 18th*, let us

Yessss. At least spam in your inbox is better than spam in your mouth ( Read more... )

This plot is gay(er than you). The way stories unfold in life are rarely as amusing as those found in published works, but this may be an exception ( Read more... )

Can't we lay down and die? Probably not, but I've been doing enough laying down to make up for the lack of death. While wasting the days away in bed, I came to a few conclusions and since I clearly <3 livejournal, you get to see some of it.

I need another Shelley. I need that Someone to talk to everyday. I need Someone to make the day worth ( Read more... )

snow is quite possibly gayer than i pretend to be.

good thing the hot hollis guys are amazing.