I can't fit into any of my clothes!

...This...why...I...I'm never doing the laundry...ever.

I'm going to be in my room, NO ONE COME TO FIND ME.

My hair fell out today, and I'm feelin' kinda...like I need to see my son.

Wait, I have son? What the hell am I thinkin--wait, that's what they want me to think isn't it? You all want me to go crazy, don't you ( Read more... )

Our last Captain was a dick--this one...is ok.

She makes good food...I guess, as long as I don't have to work with anymore monsters, I could care less. Those things are scaring the SHIT outta me, I swear--he says he eats cookies, but I ain't convinced!

Also, whoever keeps spamming my inbox with stuff about Viagra: STOP TRYIN' TO MESS WITH ME ( Read more... )

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT ( Read more... )

W-WHERE AM I?!

WHAT HAPPENED?!

WHY AM I IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN?!

...I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SWIM VERY WELL!

TESTU! GUYS! DAD!

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!

SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

I'M AFRAID OF SHARKS!!!

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