...that I'm going in for surgery tomorrow. I am having my mother's head removed from my ass ( Read more... )

Unfortunately, this post is a byproduct of no sleep after working all night. Please be advised ( Read more... )

So I haven't updated in a while, but I've had a shitty week, so I might as well share. It's the least I can do ( Read more... )

There Goes My Life ( Read more... )

so my page says i haven't updated in 33 weeks, which i guess is pretty hilarious. a lot of major changes in my life obviously. i had baby stevie and now i'm basically a stay at home mom/nanny because i watch another little girl frankie (francesca) who is 2 years old. i watch her monday through friday. as much as i love being home with my son, ( Read more... )

go to this site. where in the usa is carmen sandiego.. fuckin right

http://free-game-downloads.mosw.com

Raspberry PEZ is an utter disappointment. They are fucking gross. PEZ should stick with what they know, like strawberry <3.

i think there comes a point in many lives where you view your life and you want to change it so drastically that it's not possible. the point comes where you can only bend so far before you break. you can only take so much sensory overload. i think i've come to the point where i feel this way every single day. you can only pretend things are ok ( Read more... )

There has never been a time like now, like these past few weeks at this school where I have wanted to leave as much as I do now. This whole semester is a game of catch up with one of those jokes attached to it: you know those ones that have no punch line and are not funny. That's how I feel about this semester. I can't wait to be done.

Anyone interested in buying a cheap laptop for about $300. I want to buy a new computer, but I can't justify it without selling this one first. If you want more details, leave me a comment.