HELLO

[other_silmaril]

Since that fucker MAEDHROS forgot me in his suitcase again and went off to make petri dish babies with his cousin, I have been sitting on the floor in one of the guest rooms at Mahtan's house.

I am a fucking SILMARIL here. Not used to being ignored.

Who's that going by in the hall?

Ooooooh hello Thomomir. ;) ;) ;)

*sparkles enticingly*

Comments

[maedhrosthetall]

Shit! I forgot about you! Fuck! Okay, you know what? All objects of Middle Earth that are not my height and right in front of my face have no chance of being seen unless they bitch about it ala Salmar and Silmaril #something.

*puts on glove, grabs silmaril and puts it in his pocket* Ever been on an elven honeymoon? You will be soaked in vodka, precious, yes you will, yes you wiiiiiiiill.

[other_silmaril]

Oooooh vodka!!

*sparkle, glitter, etc*

Re:

[maedhrosthetall]

Oooh yes you'll love it!