Daddy has been neglecting me. ;_;

I think my brother had the right idea. *rolls off and away*

I've been picked up by my Daddy!!! He promised he'd polish me! I'm going to be shiny! And I'll see my brother and sister!

*clicks the thingy in LJ Client, spins the scroll button on mouse, lands on random character...*

Ooh, me.

I'm back in the shire.

Barahir, your backpack smells funny. When's that hobbit chick gonna drop her kid so we can go somewhere interesting?

I seem to have ceased turning into humanoid form on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Probably because the mun is too lazy to log in.

Right now the mun's vision is blurred because she has been drinking. She intends to update all fifty-whatever puppets before she sleeps. Woo!

Since that fucker MAEDHROS forgot me in his suitcase again and went off to make petri dish babies with his cousin, I have been sitting on the floor in one of the guest rooms at Mahtan's house.

I am a fucking SILMARIL here. Not used to being ignored.

Who's that going by in the hall?

Ooooooh hello Thomomir. ;) ;) ;)

*sparkles enticingly*

( I am a Silmaril )

Yeah, Melkor found me ( Read more... )

Now it is really nice that Maedhros has been keeping me in a briefcase full of mirrors; I do like looking at myself.

But, um, it's getting boring. And as my, er, sister, mentioned, it's tuesday! So... Time to move on.

Hey people! Anyone want me? Offer not open to you.

I now have a mother, seven brothers, a sister and a humanoid body.

And a cute hobbit has been very very nice to me. Awww. Maedhros has been very nice as well. And for some reason I didn't burn him. This means one of three things: I am defective, he is unevil, or I just can't burn stuff in human form. Hmmm ( Read more... )

Well hello there.