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May 08, 2002 21:25

We finally arrived. Walking past the guards (who obviously recognized me as their true leader. They could not have been deaddrunk. I refuse to believe that's what the smell was) and straight into the pretender's study ( Read more... )

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kingelessar May 8 2002, 19:39:10 UTC

*Walks into his study, reading some papers, and distractedly closes the door, moving habitually to his seat at his desk, without even looking up, or seeing Aragorn 2 or Theodred* Hmmm. "Request for tax exemption on shipments of underwear and bondage equipment..." *Looks up to the logo on the top of the sheet, and laughs* Issy's Secret...figured as much. *Settles into his seat, and unlatches his personal dagger from his belt, puts it on the desk, and fetches a pen to sign his approval, laughing a bit and shaking his head as he does so*

othertrotter May 8 2002, 19:41:46 UTC

*Theodred leaps from out behind the flag of Gondor, grabbing Aragorn's arm and turning his magical protection into fragments.

Trotter sits up and calmly places his sword against Aragorn's neck*

Hello, pretender.

Return me my throne.

Pretender?! kingelessar May 8 2002, 19:48:15 UTC

What the - ?

*Stares at his two captors, and sighs* Pretender?! *Shakes head, and looks at Aragorn 2* Look, man, I don't know who you are, but you should get out of my study before I kill you. This is your only warning.

*Turns head to Theodred* And you! For Eru's sake, you're Eowyn's lackey! I could pull a better job for you out of my ass! And I mean that! Eowyn has no care for you, but I swear to you that I would treat you much better than she has, and pay you almost twice as much. Gondor needs people like you! *A short pause, while Aragorn takes a deep breath, and lets out another sigh*

Don't you have anything better to do? I could kill you both in a second! *This last said to both*

Re: Pretender?! othertrotter May 8 2002, 19:50:24 UTC

Pretender.

I do not know how you fooled my people, my wife.

But you have disgraced my name and I will now reclaim it.

Stand aside and there will be no bloodshed.

*Theodred starts giggling to himself and begins tapping Aragorn's back with a tagger. Trotter can't see this*

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