Your posting efficiency is great - and i think facilitated by photobucket-ease? I will pull my finger out soon for another big post. Your powers of observation exceed mine - I certainly didn't notice the juke box in the background. And let's be honest, he's lucky he got us away from picking Rammstein for him to take the photo. :)
i was about to type "which question?!!!!!!" (with all those exclamation points) but then i realized that you were just being plain old Hilarious. really. i was trying to chart my livejournal friends' enthusiasm, not you! but i guess instead of inviting you in person to things in the future, i'll just send you an "evite".
hey photobucket is a lot of work! this is my process: 1. scour internet for appropriate image 2. download image right onto my workplace desktop (hello, tech people who see that i've recently named files "carmen miranda ferret" and "RATCATCHER PART 2") 3. upload all the images to photobucket 4. link to them in my entry
as you can see, it is an exhaustive process.
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ps my boss gave me a cutting KNIFE because her mother-in-law gave it to her and she already has twelve. i definitely didn't refuse it. it's sitting in my desk.
From the girl who describes herself as a 'Google image hunter-gatherer', I think that process is a valuable tutorial tool for budding followers. It's recognising the VALUE of a given image that would be the most challenging part?
Also, if that knife sentence is a veiled threat, I hope its towards mice. Not men (me).
it's only the barest of tutorials - i can't give away all my secrets. the trick is in the PHRASING! but i refuse to speak further on this topic.
i really need to update that bio. or quit livejournal? i don't have enough followers.
the knife sentence was mainly supposed to weird you out! it was supposed to be in the "honey, look what the joneses gave us weird quasi matrimonial vein. although i do admit that i guess writing KNIFE in caps seemed like a threat. maybe i'll bring it home tonight!
i just spent about 4 minutes looking for the perfect toto image For You but did you know that the Toto website requires FLASH or some nonsense, and this girl right here is stuck in 1983 and refuses to download the program?
i think you took the perfect approach, miss k. maybe i'll test it out tonight! there's a bunch of yuenglings with my name all over them. i feel like i'll still care about the mice, and still fear them, but drunkenly? you are a brave girl.
you know, i heard that too. it's not the rains in africa that get at me. it's that woman. what's her name? oh that's right. Rosanna. asfdlkjsdflksjdflasfjddsldkjsafdl.
that song. that damned song. i feel like i could set fire to all toto records, and it somehow wouldn't be looked upon as an act of total censorship & destruction?
re: ferrets. i'll dress them up as long as it doesn't get in the way of their mouse catching.
If I am still in the country and have enough money to travel, I will come. So I guess that's a maybe. Also, I have a pet rat (Frederick) and this post sort of broke my heart a little, but Frederick also has red eyes and bites anyone who approaches him so I understand. My cousins had a rat in their house and they set about five different types of traps to catch it. The rat not only refused to be caught, but he mocked them by shitting on the traps and stealing the food from them, unscathed.
oh jenny no! don't say that. i have a serious look of worry on my face. if you could see it, you'd laugh. i have Nothing against pet rats, especially pet rats named frederick? i just hate the uninvited ones, the ones that scatter around in my walls and horrify me? the last sentence of your comment made me laugh so hard and i <3 you. in case that "<3" doesn't show up that's a heart, ok?!
Oh, even Frederick can be an asshole, so I understand. Our relationship is made of equal parts resentment and grudging love. I don't know why but I have an affinity for wild rodents. I completely understand wanting to conquer them and end the scurrying though, esp. if they shit in your traps. Please don't let them shit in your traps, hilarie! Also, since we both work in offices and have gmail chat, maybe we should be gmail chat friends. Think it over.
how funny! you'd be one of the few i'd really invite. i think the world of you and i promise that no matter what, if i ever have a big celebration, i'll send you an invitation via awesome singing telegram, and maybe have an actual physical invitation to, on a heart with lace or something? something awesome that would CONVINCE you to attend.
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Your posting efficiency is great - and i think facilitated by photobucket-ease? I will pull my finger out soon for another big post. Your powers of observation exceed mine - I certainly didn't notice the juke box in the background. And let's be honest, he's lucky he got us away from picking Rammstein for him to take the photo. :)
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hey photobucket is a lot of work! this is my process:
1. scour internet for appropriate image
2. download image right onto my workplace desktop (hello, tech people who see that i've recently named files "carmen miranda ferret" and "RATCATCHER PART 2")
3. upload all the images to photobucket
4. link to them in my entry
as you can see, it is an exhaustive process.
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ps my boss gave me a cutting KNIFE because her mother-in-law gave it to her and she already has twelve. i definitely didn't refuse it. it's sitting in my desk.
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Also, if that knife sentence is a veiled threat, I hope its towards mice. Not men (me).
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i really need to update that bio. or quit livejournal? i don't have enough followers.
the knife sentence was mainly supposed to weird you out! it was supposed to be in the "honey, look what the joneses gave us weird quasi matrimonial vein. although i do admit that i guess writing KNIFE in caps seemed like a threat. maybe i'll bring it home tonight!
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I like that the grandma/wolf ferret actually looks angry/devious.
I lived in a house for one summer in 1996 (!) in which SQUIRRELS ran through the walls all night every night.
Clickclickclickclickclick...scritchscritchscritchscritchscritch...
I was drunk about 85% of the time, so it rarely bothered me.
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i think you took the perfect approach, miss k. maybe i'll test it out tonight! there's a bunch of yuenglings with my name all over them. i feel like i'll still care about the mice, and still fear them, but drunkenly? you are a brave girl.
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Ferrets dressed up? Why wouldn't you?
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that song. that damned song. i feel like i could set fire to all toto records, and it somehow wouldn't be looked upon as an act of total censorship & destruction?
re: ferrets. i'll dress them up as long as it doesn't get in the way of their mouse catching.
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