I completely forgot I even had a livejournal until a commercial I saw pissed me off. The new Hilary Clinton 3 a.m. phone call commercial. Apparently if John McCain gets a phone call about the economy at 3 a.m. he won't pick it up, because he supports banks that like to foreclose on people. I can not find one part of it that makes sense. I could ( Read more... )

So today I spent about 3 and a half hours straight... organizing socks. That's why they pay me the big bucks. There's a huge wall of socks that I had to organize by brand, type, weight, and size. After that a young couple came in looking at daypacks and started arguing, then the argument got heated and switched over from English to German. It was ( Read more... )

If a sentence starts with a verb, like "Fuck me up the ass" the assumed subject of the sentence is "you". The only exception to this rule that I can think of is sentences starting with "Damn". "Damn it" or "Damn you to hell" have an assumed subject of "God". When people say "God damn it" on TV, they censor the God, but not the Damn, so when they ( Read more... )

So I was having a discussion about peanut butter and jelly with my dad and my brother... yes, the whole family's weird like that, but i usually start it. So my question is, what's a good PB:J ratio? cuz i know it's different for everyone.

while your at it... let me know what your pb:fluff ratio is, if you like fluffernutters.

Ok... so i haven't updated in a while ( Read more... )

The people that were all cool are starting to piss me off, and the people that used to piss me off are being all cool, it's a vicious cycle ( Read more... )

I heard there is no Christmas ( Read more... )

White Christmas is not a song about hoping for snow on Christmas. It was written during a movement to kick all the freed slaves out of America. I hope you're happy carolers, I hope you're happy.

There are strange things done in the midnight sun ( Read more... )

I filled out another application... oh how proud Steve's gonna be.