CANDYPANTS ARE BORING BRAT PUNKS WHO ARE JUST MIFFED THAT THEY MISSED THE BIKINI KILL BOAT. IF YOU WANT REAL BLEEDING-EDGEQUEERCORE, TRY DAD'S PANTS AND PENIS. THEY WILL ROCK YOUR COCK OFF.
Yeah, I'd expect that kind of response from you four. Frankly, I found Bikini Kill's first two albums to be utterly uninspired and I have little to no interest in listening to the third, whatever it was called. I liked Dad's Pants and Penis better when they were called Cwatunt, but not everyone could appreciate their sound at the time. Maybe you should get back to your Santa's Jamaican Glass cassettes, I think they're more on your level.
PUTTING ASIDE THE FACT THAT YOU JUST DISQUALIFIED YOURSELF BY SAYING "FRANKLY," YOU POMPUS ASS, THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO LIKED CWATUNT ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE WITH SEMEN-STAINED BITCH TITS POSTERS ON THEIR DORMITORY WALLS, ALL THE SPLATTERS CONCENTRATED AROUND GOLDIE FINGER'S FACE BECAUSE THEY DO NOT REALIZE THAT HE IS A DUDE.
You mean like yourselves? At least, you're the only ones who still think Bitch Tits is a good listen even after their drummer drowned in a bucket. Maybe you haven't noticed, but the rest of the musical world has caught on that you don't have to screech your lyrics for them to be heard. For example, Burntrooper's latest album, Pump The Nos, is entirely whispered a cappella. It's been highly praised by those who were given an advance copy.
Otto, dude, I heard you were popping back up somewhere somehow, and it reminded me how much I appreciated keeping up with you and the adorable kids over here.
Godspeed, writer of this blog, wherever in the multiverse you are.
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