Metal/Not Metal

[ottothunderr]

Metal:
A dragon
A fat guy with a beard and camo shorts
The Flying V
Long, greasy hair

Not metal:
Bike shorts
Thrift store irony
Swoopy hair cuts
Not a dragon
Emotional problems

Comments

[exmilitante]

Not Metal: you!

[laurenesque]

whoa whoa whoa, every metal guy I've met has been like, emotionally crippled.
and what's a flying V?

[ottothunderr]

Emotionally crippled, so there are no problems with them, because emotions aren't metal.

This is a Flying V