Two jobs? Maybe. Let's hope so. I'd really like to work someplace with air conditioning while still working someplace that keeps me a badass.

1. Complaining about the scene ( Read more... )

Debauchery, show, debauchery. Awesome.

Let's hope that summer keeps up this pace.

Did she call my name?
I think its gonna rain
When I die

Attention men with huge, round, fat faces. You look like a jackass in wraparound shades. They sink into your beedy little eye sockets. You look doubly moronic when they've got a metallic reflective lense. Cut that shit out.

Yesterday while bussing tables I came to a life-altering conclusion: having a pet monkey would be awesome. I always nay-sayed pet monkey ownership, but at that moment the thought of it made me smile wide.

1. Horseshoe crab:


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Et, voila!


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Point: pedophiles are notoriously behind the times. Think about it. The hawaiian shirts, the glasses, etc. The only reason they wear a moustache is because they don't know what's going on. In 30 years they will be wearing Calvin Klein jeans and whatever the hell was popular five years ago ( Read more... )

Thursday. DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE! Two and a half hours of sleep and school at 8:30 in the morning? No problem! The invention of the iPod is greatly appreciated ( Read more... )