And if my father has another seizure, he's going to just have to tough it out this time, cause I'm not waking up for the fucker two nights in a row.

Then you're probably doing it right.

So don't worry. Dance like no one's watching...but only if you're alone, because otherwise you could embarass yourself.

Ahh, the wisdom of Jim. I'm a genius, I know.
That will be all.

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but whoopty-fuckin'-doo!

You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.

Violent
75%
Hot
63%
Wet
56%
Exciting
56%
Soft
50%
Shy
44%
Awkward
38%
Sweet
6%
What is your sexual style?
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