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But Where?
Gary Oldman is somewhere on my campus. -
IT IS SPRING NOW
This morning I saw a fox in the garden of the sisters' residence.
This afternoon a bee landed on Charlotte's hand.
Though this morning was cold, by noon I confidently decided to put away my winter things.
I don't know if I like that feeling. -
It Will Never End.
Twenty-one more lines. Two hours and nineteen minutes. -
Okay, Paper That Was Due Thursday: It's Like This, See?
The first late paper of my academic career ever and it's for a dude who does not ever give extensions under any circumstance ( Read more... ) -
Meditations on Me: Looking Forward to a Breaking a Record
What do you say to Meghanne Phillips, B.A. Classics and English, minor concentrations in Latin and Medieval Studies?
I suppose I would say "Finish writing this eight-pager." -
Post-Breakdown (Edit)
I am attempting, for some reason, to write a paper about bird references In Jane Eyre and Wide Sargasso Sea.
Sometimes you do things that you think will be easy only because you're certain that lie is the case.
What was I thinking?
P.S. There are at least fifteen kinds of birds mentioned in Jane Eyre. In case you were wondering. -
Good Morning, All-Nighter
This new computer is great. I love being up-to-d--What's that? Doesn't support--?
My computer is so new my version of Windows does not communicate with the school's version.
Well, it does, it just took me a long time to figure out. -
Catedral de São Sebastião do Rio de Janeiro
Dear Meghanne,
I spent time in this beautifully ugly church on a Sunday morning after a night of drugs & dancing with a beautiful girl I'll never see again. I can't stand how much I love it here. America is for Americans, and I'm sick of it. Don't be surprised if I never come back. See you soon.
Love, MichaelWhy can't I make a satisfactory mix ( Read more... ) -
Who Hates People?
Hint: it's me!
Dear kids in my classes,
Please note that there is tots a difference between "lesbian" and "Lesbian."
Please drop out of school,
MeghanneI'd like to say that I'm doing very well not providing the comment to which I'm referring, considering that it was on a class discussion board and I LOVE TO CUT AND PASTE! I am trying to be ( Read more... ) -
What I Mean Is, I Love Carbohydrates
I know I got lost, and I know it's cold out, but CRIMINY THERE IS ONLY ONE SHOVELED BLOCK IN THE ENTIRE CITY.
Thank you, Kenmore Avenue.
Do you know what I didn't know about honey? Everything. Shouldn't everyone have been talking about this when the whole world was on Atkins? I can't believe I just went deaf when everyone else knew what was going ( Read more... )