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Why Didn't I Have a "Procrastination" Tab Set Already?
I have failed you, Ohio. I thought I was registered. I have failed Illinois, wherein I was told to finally change my residency and register. I HAVE DOUBLE-FAILED OHIO AND not registered after I missed the deadline for Illinois and then missed the Ohio deadline ( Read more... ) -
Of Course I'm Avoiding Homework
AT THE GROCERY STORE
Why, hullo, dude in trench coat who looks a bit like Paul Dano.
Hello, yourself, you may step ahead of me.
Thank you. Please pay no attention to my no-bra and purchase of chocolate and feminine napkins.
ON SOMEONE'S MYSPACE
Is Diddy funnier than Stephen Colbert? I know I haven't laughed so hard in a while. -
A Meme? Kill Me.
I am of course supposed to be doing homework, but instead I got roped in to henry_ze_4th's ( Desert-Island Discs! ) -
Take That, Front-Row Girl
My Biblical interpretation trumps your pessimism ( Read more... ) -
Part III
While as a rule I never allow a new day to start until I end the previous one with delicious sleep, there is this exception: the Sun often rises before sleep happens. And then sets. Once the Sun rises, I do have to stick to the schedule of that new yet unofficially-started day ( Read more... ) -
TURABIAAAAAAAN!
After two and a half hours, what my paper says is TheTo be fair, I have been laboring over my bibliography, something I wouldn't have had to do if (a) I had started this sooner and (b) was allowed to write this in MLA ( Read more... ) -
Come to Me, Paper
What I know about Slovak immigration is a process:
(1) get persecuted by Austro-Hungarian aristocracy
(2) become socialist
(3) literally work your way across Europe until you hit Atlantic
(4) sail to America
(5) get persecuted by American naturalists
Sadly, this information does not a paper make.
Loyola University Chicago’s contract with its ( Read more... ) -
Galionite Quiz Time
Ashley: so i saw ____ a couple months ago ( Read more... ) -
"-fighter."
I was just telling Britt today how I have only allowed myself to fall asleep in one of my six classes this semester. This must not be true, because as I was working just now I noticed something on this assignment sheet. Where it says
...information about the factors in the drake Equation...
I have triple-underscored the d in "drake." Because it ( Read more... ) -
Procrastination: What a Way to Go! And Videos
By my friends Sam and Delia.
Question: have I been guilting my father too much? Subquestion: how much can one guilt one's father?
And this gentleman is way cool.