Life is boring and my boss is greek.
what more could a girl want, really?

kidnap me and take me to new york.

maaannnnnnnn it feels good to be home ( Read more... )

Party.

Friday night I drank too much at the ballroom (yea so I didn't realise cowboys were a standard drink. They were too cheap to be a standard drink.), staggered down to st pauls to see mix master mike. Best show I've been to in a long time. Zhivago's = gay. Shotz was gay. Rise is like all of the retards in the universe being off their dials on ( Read more... )

My grandparents left their hand luggage on the plane by accident when flying from Melbourne to Adelaide a few weeks ago, and airport security totally thought it as a bomb and shit. Full on black suit bomb detonator men and flight attendants going nuts. Bahahaha... They held up the entire airport for like 45 minutes and refuse to talk about it at ( Read more... )

Get your kids' tonsils removed as soon as they're fucking born. Adult tonsilechtomys hurt ( Read more... )

oh god, vision obscured.

I don't understand how my mother can justify buying a $270 table lamp, yet will not under any circumstances turn on the fucking heater because it's 'too expensive'. Yeah, your sideboard looks pretty but I can't feel my feet.

Ps. Hi internet fanbase.

I have a stepfather and stepsiblings.
Party.

Broken glass, Lauren's keep-away dance move tactics, my collapsing lungs, money and random dancing Melbournians ruled this weekend.

staying 'til the lights came on did not.