babies suck.

I love being in Village. It is better than being on the slope or being in the the desert or under the ocean. It is better than being at my girlfriends house after I am done with her. You know ( Read more... )

Somebody actually read my LJ today. That is thrilling! I am totally juiced on making more entries now. Somebody has to fill Hunter Thompson’s shoes. Who better then me? Let's see....what do I need to do first? Oh yeah - get a bunch of exotic drugs.

My mother has been murdered and the police have confiscated my computer to go over the harddrive.

You scored as Jewish. You are a Jew.
You understand that there is something basically missing in the teachings of religion and so-called
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1. Tell me something obvious about you.    SHIT
2. Tell me something about you that I don't know. POOP
3. What is your most embarrassing fear?   FECIAL MATTER
4. Do you normally go the safe route or take the short cut?   DOG-DOO
5. Name one thing you want that you can't buy with money.   TURDS
6. What is your favorite aspect about yourself that you ( Read more... )

Yup.

So I was out at Annaraes' and the Buck and the Carousel the other night then I came home. It was like 3AM but I live in the Land of the Midnight Sun so it wasn't nearly bedtime. My boys, Tin and Tyler were still up so we decided to go for a dip in our pool. We were having a lot of fun drinking and swimming and yelling and stuff. Then we started a ( Read more... )

There was this semi-retarded chick who wanted me real bad, in fact she bullied al the other semi-retarded and crippled girls away from me (it was band camp for people with disabilities). So she was the only girl could fuck - that is why I took her back to my tent. Well besides being semi-retarded she was big and not very attractive, but remember - ( Read more... )