the ad. onc. has got me down.

Have i become a teenager again, writing song lyrics in my diary, or maybe i am back to eight years old, waiting for a mineature ceramic cat carrying kitten to come in the mail.


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I put a doily on my livejournal and breathed new life into it.


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today i want to make a list of things i am proud of, short and sweet ( Read more... )

i heard behind me "should you spank your kids", and i looked back and saw a disembodied hand swatting at a kids butt.
the places in portland you are most likely to get attacked.
then "it's true, brad pitt saved a co-stars life, the whole story tonight at 11."

i am feeling very lame and trying to pump myself up.

the other day i wore a skirt and i had a static cling. i remember i used to see lots of commercials about static cling. the lady looking horrified and embarrassed, her skirt clinging up her leg. i have not thought about static cling in many years. i almost forgot it existed.