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"I mock your stupid bourgeoisie dog with my outrageous lobster!" - L. Penny

Mar 09, 2005 01:13

Ten Things I Have Done Which You Probably Haven't (from Joel ( Read more... )

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elongatedbuddha March 9 2005, 05:44:26 UTC

I've licked cow licks all the time... mineral licks aren't as tasty as the salt ones.

Two in the pink, one in the stink. ourthirdtime March 9 2005, 06:05:25 UTC

You lick them "all the time"? I should have known.

succubus602 March 9 2005, 05:51:18 UTC

3) Fell from the top floor of my house to the bottom through a heat register.

Woah. Badass.

"Mama, Katie fell down the hole" ourthirdtime March 9 2005, 06:07:55 UTC

I had dropped my Shera magazine in between the two registers. I removed the top one to reach it, and pummelled my death... except I didn't die or break any bones. I was five and invincible.

Re: "Mama, Katie fell down the hole" paanther March 9 2005, 06:11:41 UTC

YOU'RE MY DREAMBOAT!!

Re: "Mama, Katie fell down the hole" succubus602 March 12 2005, 07:27:15 UTC

Wow...now I have more respect for you than ever. Seriously. That's awesome. Well, it's only awesmoe cause you DIDN'T die or break any bones. Otherwise, it would still be a cool story, but really sad. So yes. Respect.

archbuskiat March 9 2005, 23:19:02 UTC

#7. IN MY MIND

ourthirdtime March 9 2005, 23:24:36 UTC

It was more of a nibble (it wasn't a hairy one). I was bored. Mom thought she should call Poison Control, haha.

archbuskiat March 9 2005, 23:26:16 UTC

Sorry, I meant number 6, too. I think people going to Alexisonfire should assemble at my place, being a 5 minute walk away.

ourthirdtime March 10 2005, 02:51:06 UTC

Yes, though Conor and I have (still) yet to get tickets. CD Plus has them, right?

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spacecowboy18 March 10 2005, 06:05:41 UTC

Amazing post!

ursulamagdalena March 19 2005, 21:41:38 UTC

Hey, it's Stephani, I hope you don't mind if I add you.