Mom: What I can't understand is this: George W. comes from a family full of affluent people who surely would have travelled around the world quite a bit, so you'd think he'd have picked up a little geography along the way.

George (not Bush, obviously): If you had a kid that dumb, would you take him anywhere with you?

Alex: I gave her a rose...I also gave her a little envelope...and on the back it said 'you're all that I want and more than I deserve'
Alex: and I put 4 pictures of us from that time we got our pics done in it...and cut out a little heart...and wrote 'I'm sorry Alicia' on it...and in tiny letters on the back I wrote...'Bye...'
Alex: I took her ( Read more... )

*Eats a spoonful of vanilla yogurt*
Wow! This doesn't taste like peaches at all!
...*blink blink*

Sometimes I astound even myself with my brilliance.

I feel like posting but I have nothing to say, so HERE'S A POST THAT SAYS NOTHING.
Enjoy.

"Ready for Santa?" Asks the elderly man standing next to me ( Read more... )

Stolen from ursulamagdalena, because I think it's a cool idea. Who knows if it'll work or completely backfire, but I figure it's worth putting up anyway.

Post anything that you want, and post it anonymously ( Read more... )