Dude. I was in a movie like this once. They kidnapped a lot of really really rediculously good looking people like me and sacrificed them to summon an elder god or something.
...Am I allowed to be sacrificed? I dunno, dude. I'm going to have to call a priest, or something.
...maybe it was just virgins, though? I dunno, dude. I wasn't paying attention to anything the high priest was saying. I don't remember much of the movie other than the parts that I was in. Except for the part where the dinosaur came out of nowhere and ate the high priest. That was pretty awesome.
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Oh. My. God.
Dude. I was in a movie like this once. They kidnapped a lot of really really rediculously good looking people like me and sacrificed them to summon an elder god or something.
...Am I allowed to be sacrificed? I dunno, dude. I'm going to have to call a priest, or something.
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I'm riduclously good-looking! AND suave!
This is way too dangerous. All I have to fight back with is this scalpel in my pocket.
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Well, I know kung fu!
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