So, I was kinda thinking about this whole job thing... you know, I kinda think that Shakespearian acting would be cool. It'd make me look really classy and refined, I think ( Read more... )

...dude.

This is not cool. I'm definately not allowed to do that, because someone would tape it and there would be a huuuuuge scandal. At least, that's what my manager said.

...a long time ago. So maybe it's alright now?

...but I don't really like guys that way.

...and I don't know why I did it, either.

Dude, I am so confused :(

I'm, like... so bored. Does anyone want to go out to dinner?

I thought someone would the last time, but nobody wanted to, which was kind of weird. I mean. I'm Matt Engarde! I'm a celebrity! I thought everybody loved celebrities!

I don't know, man.

And I miss my cat.

...um. Dude.

I don't know who this guy in my room is.

Um. Is he allowed to be there, or should I call security...? Or something...?

...

And am I allowed to have cat ears? I dunno, man. Is that 'refreshing as a spring breeze?"

...Um, dude, that was really weird. And. Bad.

I'm sorry for being a total jerk, dudes. I don't know what came over me. I'm back to being refreshing as a spring breeze, though! So... uh...

I guess I'll take anyone who I was a jerk to out for dinner? ...Am I allowed to do that? ...I guess so, anyway!

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I think it's hilarious how all you morons fell for the 'cute dumb little puppy' personality.

God, I'm going to have so much fun ruining all your lives.

Um. Dude. I don’t think I’m supposed to be here. I guess I’ll call my manager, or something ( Read more... )