I don't understand what's so fucking funny about Professor Walker crying at the feast, so why those second-years are snickering about it I have no idea.

Death isn't a fucking joke, you brats.

I am in the kitchens right now, and have been here for the last three hours. Why, you ask? Because I was checking to see if they had cupcake ingredients for Denver. And was then waylaid by some goofy Ravenclaw fourth year who started chattering non-stop and then browbeat me into showing her how to MAKE cupcakes because she apparently wants to ( Read more... )

God help the next person to ask me if I was the "bloke from Hufflepuff who apparently caught Professor Proudfoot sobbing his heart out in the loo", or any variation thereof. Christ. Where did THAT one come from? And honestly, people, what do you THINK? Even if it were true-- which it isn't, by the way, at least the bit about myself being the ( Read more... )

Denver: Did you do something to the sign on the door that says 'Keep the effing door shut'? It's now flashing neon colours.

Ash: There's more aloe on the nightstand after your little situation. You really need to do something about your crazy sister. Also more apple turnovers, because Janet at my dad's cafe got overzealous again. Share with Jack ( Read more... )

Madam Jones doesn't seem nearly as thrilled to be here as many seem thrilled to have her. Possibly she thinks that teaching flying is a big step down from playing it professionally for scads of money. That WAS her I saw yelling at someone while I was on my way towards the greenhouses, right?

( Private to Self )

Wow. This week it's ratings on each other. Last week it was Head student conspiracies. And prior, it was Quidditch giddiness. What's NEXT week's exciting new topic going to be, I wonder?

Well. That should hopefully have been enough Quidditch-related excitement to last everyone for a while.

Business as usual here. I'll be heading to Diagon Alley sometime next week to pick up my supplies for school.

...

Well HELL. Who-- WHAT is that?

It's not surprising great that everyone's so interested in the Quidditch article of massive print.

On a different note, well. There seems to be burnout some disagreement in the Ministry of Magic's Powers That Be. But of course, no one cares about THAT.

I think it's a good thing that everyone can get all the excitement and infantile behaviour over such things as the Nimbus 4500 and the Quidditch World Cup out of the way before term starts ( Read more... )