Somehow or another, I actually got a job at Razorcake.

Read my first article here: http://www.razorcake.org/site/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=9848

On Tuesday, I got my first job at an IMAX theater. And after three days I've noticed some things ( Read more... )

Bad Idea #2: An album entitled "Songs to the Rhythm of My Turn Signals" so people can finally have music that matches the blinking.

Blood Loss

In my study, I own a book. It’s not so much that I own this book, rather, I created it. Inside of said book, there is a list of every outcome to ever be printed by the machine. The outcomes range from the normal to the brutal to the obscure.

One of my favorites is the young man who got “PALINDROME ATTACK”. According to ( Read more... )

I have three goals in life.

1) Be in a good band that makes at least one full length record.
2) Go to The Fest at least once before I die.

And my newest goal that I decided tonight:
3) WRITE FOR RAZORCAKE FANZINE!

Never piss anyone off. They might write a blog about you. It's a scary world.

A record of about three years. My drum set has not needed any new parts for three years. Sure, the heads suck and I'd always wanted to get them replaced, but today, my snare died on me.

You see, my drum set was never even close to being a great drum set. It was well on it's way to being a good set, but it was barely a decent kit. But it was my kit. ( Read more... )

Everyday of the week, my school demands that I take a Physical Education. On Tuesday and Thursday, all we do is sit in a class room, do five second school work and I listen to whatever album I had stuck in my head (last time it was None More Black - This Is Satire). This is the education part. Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, we're supposed ( Read more... )

Take a bunch of awesome, unknown punk songs and and increase speed about 46%. Put them on a CD and give them to a friend. Tell them it's the newest Chippunks album.

"Chipwhat?"

Just listen to it. It's hilarious.

I've already thought of fifteen different albums for this idea. It could be huge.