'Oh Seattle!', as someone in a band probably should have sung were faded European cities not in vogue. How I miss you and your rag-tag glamour. Bring back fun for the Summer - It's the new geek. Gabba Gabba Hey!

It is only 25 hours and 6 minutes until I leave for Seattle. I'm not yet sure whether the nauseous feeling in the pit of my stomach is the excitement of going on holiday (my first for two years), anticipation of leaving London or the slice of two day old pizza I had before going to the gym today ( Read more... )

I started today by trying to work out how much I get paid for taking cigarette breaks throughout the day. It is about £60. I don't really know what to say about that. After this revelation, I decided to go and spend some of my hard earned cash. I bought a watch that makes me look like a Nigerian taxi driver for £9.99, I feel on top of the world ( Read more... )

I now look like a posh homosexual school boy whose mum has cut his hair whilst drunk. Thank you

four minutes until I can leave work, far too long.