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Today as I was using my hair and tears to clean the bank's popcorn machine, I thought about how glad I am that I went to college in the first place. -
The First Thing Which Annoyed Me Today
Gah.
I have to go to a three day training class, starting tomorrow, to get more familiar with the bank's business products since I'll be the Business Specialist (I capitalized it becasue I can) at this branch starting in July. We had a perfectly good business banker already, but in the bank's spirit of taking perfectly good policies and changing ( Read more... ) -
100 Worst Pickup Lines Ever
1.) Your hair flows like a waterfall down the craggy mountain which is your head.
2.) I would go to jail for you. Please let me go to jail for you.
3.) Let's play war. I'll lay down, and you have sex with my penis.
4.) I'm going to stare at your boobs now. Here I go.
5.) You can either go out with me or receive the beating of a lifetime. Choice is ( Read more... ) -
The First Thing Which Annoyed Me Today
Or the first several things, rather. It's been a pretty annoying day.
1. When people say "inkpen" and "redlight" instead of "pen" and "traffic light", or "stop light", or even just "light". We've got a couple of people who do that here at work so I've recently decided I'm going to come up with a few of mine own and just pretend it's part of my ( Read more... ) -
Another link which made my day.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16234_having-fun-with-419-scammers.html
" I used to be married, but she died a few years ago in a horrible accident. We were riding horses in the countryside on our old ranch, and the horse became frightened and bit her neck until she ceased to live."
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The First Thing Which Annoyed Me Today
The fact my mother, whenever she calls the bank looking for me, insists on asking for "Mrs. Flanagan, please. This is her mother." When I tell her to please, please just ask for Kim, please, please, I get "The way I say it is more professional." This reminds me of the phase she went through where she insisted on using the word "monies" all the ( Read more... ) -
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SO apparently I can get on livejournal again, whoo hoo. For about two days there Big Bank decided the site was something called "proxy avoidence" and promptly blocked it. This in itself was an exaggeration, as I was simply ignoring the Bank's code of conduct regarding internet usage, not really doing anything to actively avoid it, thought I could ( Read more... ) -
The First Thing Which Annoyed Me Today
Someone broke a hell of a lot of beer bottles right outside of the bank last night. Why? If it was beer-in-a-brown-paper-bag beer I could see some kind of angsty homeless guy throwing his empty at a financial institution out of frustration over not being able to crack it ('it' being the institution) open like a nut to get at the sweet, sweet ( Read more... ) -
The First Thing Which Annoyed Me Today
When people say something along the lines of "You know what to do at the beep" on their voicemail messages.