I just had a phone interview with a fourteen hour time difference.
Apparently this guy is a Medici regular, and will probably ask about me. And I feel conflicted expecting them to say something nice, when if they do that just means I'll get another job and abandon them.
*touching your infected piercing *eating so many crackers *halfassing all your work *speaking to your roommate in English *getting drunk and losing things *opening your big mouth *procrastinating